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It’s time to deck yourself out in green and crack open a Guinness or two – it’s St Patrick’s Day 2024!

St Patrick’s Day honours the patron saint of Ireland, St Patrick, who was instrumental in transitioning Ireland away from Paganism towards Christianity.

Typically, the occasion is celebrated in countries all around the globe, with a range of parades, parties and music festivals.

So while you’re kissing your blarney stone or looking for a four-leaf clover, here’s a round-up of jokes, puns and more to help celebrate the day.

The Irish are renowned for their witty storytelling and jokes, often involving characters called Paddy. Here, we’ve got some of our favourite jokes for St Patrick’s Day:

What does a leprechaun keep outside his house? His Paddy-o furniture.

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.Paddy says: ‘Are you on foot or in the car?’Billy replies: ‘In the car.’‘Yeah, that’s the …